Double-clutching

The act of returning to the bathroom to wipe your ass after an earlier shit.

“I had a thousand wiper this morning I need to go double-clutch it” double-clutch/double-clutching

Double-clutching by ShlongDiesel April 2, 2026

Double H

Double H or simply H and H refers to one being high and horny.

Me: how are you today?
Friend: Im so double H that I ll fuck even a hole on wall!

Double H by Fravu April 6, 2026

Double-Drip

You snort/rack a woman's cum, then hock it up and spit it back in her mouth hence "The Double-Drip"

Matt glady racked Tegan's 'Drip'aka cum then hocked it up and 'doubled' it back in her mouth "the Double-Drip"

Double-Drip by Matt Tink April 12, 2026

Double rose

When you want to drink rosé and use a rose toy at the same time.

Oh boy, rough day today, it’s gonna be a double rose night.

Double rose by DNRmefromDRN April 17, 2026

Double Penetration

Getting brutally FUCKED by TWO different fuckers

They just did a double penetration on me

Double Penetration by nina42o April 28, 2026

Double Barrel

When both a fart and queef are inhaled when eating out.

That bitch double barreled me in the face!

Double Barrel by Razorbackdean April 28, 2026

double venus fly trap

n. A rare and legendary flora only known in vague description. Legends warn that if ones travels are to come to an end, this is a possible sighted omen.

I was on a lion hunt in the Serengeti when I happened upon a double venus fly trap. It was as if it spoke to me through telepathy. I gained an everlasting sweat upon my brow and jumped on the nearest ship home, only to find out my wife had left me for a lad she'd been secretly writing letters to in Massachusetts.

double venus fly trap by northbot May 1, 2026