cum level

when something is just so good that there is no other way of describing it

holy shit, this pasta is cum level

by shartaypartay July 19, 2023

cum

Cum is another word for semen. Cum can also be used as a word for ejaculation, making "cum" both a noun, and a verb.
There are two reasons you could've searched this up on Urban Dictionary:
1. You seriously don't know what cum is (lol)
2. You're bored as fuck.

Person 1: Ah, god damnit, I got cum in my pants.
Person 2: why did you say that like it was a completely normal sentence

by Charuzu July 19, 2023

Cum runner

When a female cums and try to push or run away as she does it due to the orgasm sensation

As we were humping she climaxed and hit me with a cum runner. So I hit her with the scorpion and said get over here as I finished her fatality

by Mericachavez July 24, 2023

Word' cum

To express a semi over dramatically apathetic expression of gratitude

Person 1: I'm waking up at 3:75pm tomorrow morning so that I can take the car for a walk. Would you like me to pick you up a nice hot iced coffee on my way home?

Person 2: Word' cum

by shredded toe nails July 27, 2023

Cumming

Im cumming

OH FUCK IM CUMMING

by 0fu0fu0ug1iucihw July 27, 2023

Cum

basically the milk that "comes" outta yo peepee

my ass is NOT making a whole ass fanfic js for a example for cum bru

by A-AHH FUCK~!! July 30, 2023

Cum

My answer: The white sticky stuff that comes out of your penis when you're going through puberty and see a hot girl online and decide to get rock hard once you realize you can finally prematurely cum. Informational answer: Cum is another term used to describe semen or jizz{Fancier term}, the texture of cum is white or clear depending if you have fully matured yet, and it is sticky like glue, cum can be made by masterbating until you eject cum out of your penis, the purpose for cum is to impregnate a woman once the cum reaches in the vagina so it can begin to look for the egg to fertilize and turn into a fetus and then a baby, cum is produced by every male to then be ejected by a long caused erection of the penis, cum is the reason you came to be who you are out of like 1 trillion+ people who did not and never will get the chance to live a day on this earth as you were the lucky and special one to make it out alive of the race of time, cum is why we have ever existed, cum is the one and only thing that made it possible for you to live, congrats adventurer, you made it, you're here, you will always be here on earth, you are so special...

(12y.o Timmy): Omg that girl looks so fucking hot, I'm going to jerk of to her, {30 seconds later}. Holly shit I'm gonna cuuuuumCum goes all over the place I FUCKING DID IT!.
(18y.o Timmy): I'ma watch some porn and jerk off to it.{1minute later}. Gotta keep trying,{Another fucking minute later} ALRIGHT, IMA BUSTTTTT!!!Cumshots all over the floor, FUCK YEAH!

by Gayblackfootedcat080 August 2, 2023