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you can't beat it

Person 1: Wow that's a great deal on that broccoli.
Accomplice: Yep, like a sore dick.
Person 1: What??
Accomplice: You can't beat it.
by Best Alex November 28, 2018
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Me Down You

A beast at the game of Runescape. He is noted for his ability in trolling Runescape celebrities such as Suomi(had to stop making vids b/c of his crashing) etc. He is also completed gotten 99 Cooking in one of the shortest spans of time. This is largely due to him having "Scape days" pretty much when he no lifes for a few days without doing anything else AKA NOXPWASTE!
Noob29021: Did you see that guy training hunter?

Casual hunter guy: Who Me Down you?

Noob29021: Yeah, is he a bot that can talk to you or something?

Casual hunter guy: No...he's just that good, that he can do that and still have NOXPWASTE!
by c0nker June 9, 2013
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i will ruin you

An enraged individual with a personal vendetta towards someone else. The byproduct will certainly be social humiliation or at some extremes...death.
"You just fucked my ex boyfriend? I will ruin you." - Nicole
by MikeyLikesIt June 16, 2017
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you are in your bollocks

A Dublin phrase used to express that you don't think someone will do what they just claimed they would.

"Are" can often be replaced with "will" or "would" depending on the context.

If the "you" is changed to "I", the "your" should be changed to "my".
John: I'm the biggest legend in my class.
James: You are in your bollocks!

John: Paddy is an arsehole, I'll kick the shit into him!
James: You will in your bollocks!

John: Paddy said he would beat you up if you keep slaggin' him.
James: He would in his bollocks!

John: You'll get the shit kicked into you by Paddy.
James: I will in my bollocks!
by rosser2k9 March 8, 2009
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Do you like the

by Funny guy 8361 July 2, 2022
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Son, I'm you

When you go back in time to fuck your mom so she can give birth to you. Then the older version of you goes back in time to see your younger self, in order to tell you what you must do( fuck your mom). He says the words, "Son I'm you" thus creating a paradox in which there is a ever ending timeline where you're fucking your mom in order to keep yourself in existence. The only way to fix time and space as we know it is to fuck yourself, thus making you a time baby. This will result in the big boom and a creation of a new universal entirely.
I was walking by an old man and then he stopped me and said, "Son, I'm you". We then fucked in front of a mcdonald's for hours, making me a space baby.
by The Best Uncle Tom May 15, 2018
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have you taped

to have a deep understanding or knowledge of a person
Jackie was wondering if Ronan was thinking of buying her something "sparkley" for Christmas. He knew she was fishing for a ring. "I have you taped" he told her.
by irish pirate69 January 11, 2013
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