Sex Machine

Someone who has sexual relations with not only the entire football team but the waterboy too.

Person 1: DUDE, Megan is such a Sex Machine!
Person 2: DUDE, Sex Machine is Megan!

by hpsedrnieaml January 23, 2011

phone sex

when two people talk on the phone moaning or texting.

i was up all night havin phone sex with dis hot chick!

by Dinosaur2 December 26, 2008

smurf sex

when you fuck 'til you're blue in the face

dude, we had smurf sex until 3am!

by baddoggy April 26, 2006

blackout sex

when one consumes a large amount of alcohol, and proceeds to have sex with a member of the fairfield lacrosse team. Upon awaking, usually naked, the person has no recollection of the alleged sex, until another member of the lacrosse team informs them later in the day. Also, the person who is the lesser of the drunk is later referred to as blackout sex.

Blackout sex just walked by. She has no idea

by Slutnation April 3, 2008

ex sex

sex after the break up of a relationship that really doesn't mean anything

"I was so horny I invited my ex boyfriend over for ex sex."

by terre hodge June 12, 2007

pumpkin sex

when a guy carves a hole into a pumpkin, then he puts his penis in and out of the hole until he jizzes.

Jack had pumpkin sex last night and the jizz was over-flowing.

by MissssssUnderStooood October 24, 2009

sex water

water where fish do the dirty-dirty

pool where a couple have sexual intercourse

ewwww the ocean is a giant vat of sex water!!! dont swim in it!!

by nickerdoodle March 10, 2008