When you walk into a public men’s bathroom and notice another man in the stall taking a shit - this is the fart you release when you pull up to the urinal, start peeing. It must be audible and fully on purpose. This is a man’s way of saying “I’m with you brother” without actually saying anything. Best done with only one man at the urinals as your identity can be hidden best, especially in the workplace
Coworker: where is Johnny?
Me: I saw his shoes under the stall in the men’s room. Gave him a long and loud solidarity fart to let him know I’m here with him and support him in his battle
Me: I saw his shoes under the stall in the men’s room. Gave him a long and loud solidarity fart to let him know I’m here with him and support him in his battle
by The dude from Albany July 23, 2024

An individual who rgularly inhals and consumer farts of others. They tend to sneak up on unsuspecting victims, position their nostrils just above their cheeks and wait for a the big toot, which they consume entirelly.
by Neverhood84679237 May 17, 2022

by Rae Rae October 19, 2015

a tube that you insert into your anus to silently and stealthily release farts without alerting anyone throughout the day. invented by an unknown, unhinged, beautiful man in a terrible state of mind.
man 1: Jesus christ whats that utter fucking stench?!?!
man 2: oh thats not me
man 1: thank god its not you
man 1s thoughts: thank god i bought the fart tube
man 2: oh thats not me
man 1: thank god its not you
man 1s thoughts: thank god i bought the fart tube
by NyxAalonan August 16, 2023

by insaniotary February 27, 2024

A fart-narc is a friend who will share unfavourable stories about you, usually in order to bring other people together.
More simply a fart-narc is a friend who will narc your farts.
More simply a fart-narc is a friend who will narc your farts.
“I love Tim but is the worst fart-narc we know. Don’t tell him your business or he’s gonna make you sound five times worse to anyone who will hear it.”
by Yackitol November 7, 2022

by MrOozer August 2, 2021
