A Red Monkey

When you are engaging in sexual intercourse and your partner is hitting it from behind, your asshole prolapses while your partner slaps your ass aggressively so your ass looks like a baboon’s ass.

If you want to spice it up beat the flaccid penis until it is red and stiff.

A Red Monkey is my favorite way to pass time but my partner tried to spice it up and now my dick hurts

by Khureese Chrowski April 17, 2019

Red

Better than Blue

Red is better than Blue

by Godzilla8000 April 18, 2019

Red line

Some people & certain personality traits are just a red line. ( my privacy, my loved one, my routine, my life)

Red line if you cross it more than once I’ll get disgusted!

by TheBlueLeo April 18, 2019

Code red

When your girl or a girl is on her period.

Mike: how you and your girl doing?
Danny: we doing alright but she got a code red right now.
Mike: oh damn do you need a place to hide? you can crash here.

by iamanthonydean March 4, 2019

red caboose

Eating out a girls ass while she’s on her period.

Did you see Karl? Dude looked like a vampire. Must have given that girl a red caboose.

by All Gay Things March 8, 2019

Cockney Red

Discription of individuals who come from a Greater London but insisted in glory hunting and support Manchester United from the comfort of their own armchair. These individuals are usually born between 1980 and 1999.

Oh look, there's another Cockney Red, glory hunting child bastard

by footybants April 23, 2019

Red Rampage

When a woman’s time of the month comes, and she goes completely insane. Possibly acting like a demon

“Run! My girlfriend is going on a red rampage!”

“Bro, Emily is totally on a red rampage right now, she’s being a real bitch!”

by TacoSauce99 April 30, 2019