New Zealand

A small city in Australia.

No way you're from New Zealand! That's in Australia right?

by hoebag443 November 30, 2022

New Kelp city

city

new kelp city from spongebob.

by anthony443894893 December 6, 2017

New Kid Rizz

When someone moves to a new school and immediately pulls a ton of people.

“John has insane rizz! Every girl here wants him!”

“Don’t worry it’s just New Kid Rizz, it’ll wear off in a few months.”

by PurplePoachedEgg26 November 18, 2023

new york cheese steak

A condom is filled with dick cheese and is gently inserted into the male ear canal. after step one is completed the ear wax covered dick cheese condom is forced into the female steak whole (vagina).

john "i think I've saved enough dick cheese for a good ol ' New York cheese steak"

Lisa "Can't wait"

by kalysasteaklover2 May 14, 2018

new yearaphorm

Not being able to remember new years night.
Could occour for multiple reasons.

"Cant remeber anything from last night, must of got hit with the new yearaphorm"

by godgah January 2, 2014

new age

Living in the present time, the great awakening of commonsense intuition, growth and always sceptical and open to knew knowledge

"I'm new age, my God blessed me with the commonsense to call you out on your lies, and enlighten you with the truth"

by YelaSyr August 4, 2020

New Egypt

i have NEVER in my life been to a worse town. I have lived here all my life and have hated it more than anything. all the kids here wish they lived in Texas or Alabama so they could really be a redneck hillbilly, there is constantly being rumors spread around about how someones fucking someone else and the bathrooms reek of someones vape or cart. this town is filled with racist, homophobic (closeted) boys and girls and the school system sucks and has only gone downhill since covid. we are millions of dollars in debt and everyone and their grandma loves to complain about the kids riding on dirtbikes past their house with their ring camera photos on the new egypt happenings facebook. they had to implement a rule where you couldn't have a confederate flag on the back of your truck while driving because of how much it was happening. you have a better chance of winning the lottery than finding a genuine friend and if you just moved here people will swarm you and then spread your shit around the school a week later. No one here likes it besides the parents that cope with the fact their perfect little small town is nothing what it looks out to be. we also have a big KKK population. six flags sucks too. the town is being bought out and if you didnt think it could get any worse, it is, and it will. every student who moves here wants to move back after 2 weeks at most.

this town is where rednecks, wannabe hoodlums, and whores come together as one.

new egyptian: "Yeah.. I go to new egypt.."

random: "where the fuck is new egypt?"

new egyptian: "by jackson, six flags.. you know"

random: "oh.. that place"

by helpabruthaout January 16, 2025