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White Knight Syndrome

n. A personality characteristic found in most males that lead them to:
1. rush to the aid of any female they see who appears in any form of distress.
2. Become attracted to said damsel in distress.
3. Follow the dying code of chivalry and generally act like a nice guy.

Also called young man's disease.
"Nice guys finish last?" Tony asked. "So does that make White Knight Syndrome bad?"
by Andrew Radak October 6, 2005
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Black Anus Syndrome

Also known as BAS. When you take a really thick slam and the turd breaks off early, but you don't know it so you wipe black doodey all over yourself.

BAS attacks over 2 million Americans every year. However, there is something you can do to stop it. Swing by your local library and tell them you would like to help in the fight against BAS. Together, we can make a difference.
"Dear Bonita Bertha, I have gone to the bathroom and it may be awhile. Recently, Ive been suffering from Black Anus Syndrome."
by ShagKing October 27, 2007
mugGet the Black Anus Syndromemug.

small penis syndrome

or buying a ferrari..
by Anonymous August 11, 2003
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Short Person Syndrome

When one who is of a short Stature, and becomes angry very quickly, and very violently. Typically is the effect of a lifetime of put-downs for being short. One can Diagnose anyone whom is short with syndrome once they Blow out of nowhere.
"Blake you have short person Syndrome, now shut up and get back in your room." said Drew The floor R.A.
by Bleaker 9000 January 18, 2010
mugGet the Short Person Syndromemug.

Trump Derangement Syndrome

An affliction that profoundly affects Trumpsters causing them to abandon rationality and denounce criticism of Conald Grump as 'fake news'. The affliction causes irreparable damage to the brain of sufferers, thus they are unable to function properly. The cause of the illness is said to emanate from an obsession and deification of an orange criminal fraudster and serial sexual assaulter.

Other symptoms include:

-Bringing up Bill Clinton when orange goblin is criticised.

-Bringing up Hillary Clinton when orange goblin is criticised.

-Bringing up Barack Obama when orange goblin is criticised.

-Labelling critics 'Libtards' and a bunch of other go-to buzzwords from idiotic bingo.

There is no known cure. Once the sufferer displays symptoms, the subsequent mental deterioration inevitably sets in, therefore attempting to intervene is futile because it's too late and the damage is already done.
Critic: "Did you hear that cockwomble orange fuckwit did such thing?"

Sufferer of Trump Derangement Syndrome: "Fake News. Libtard. Go to Hell. MAGA. TRUMP 2020."
by uavinalaughm8? July 14, 2018
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Short Arm Syndrome

The term that refers to the condition of a person who is so obese that their arms cannot reach their back side, making it impossible for them to effectively clean themselves after deficating. (A person who is so fat that they cannot wipe their ass.)
That fat guy smells like shit because he has Short Arm Syndrome.
by Dr. Thaddeus July 10, 2009
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Psycho Maniac Syndrome

Psycho Maniac Syndrome or PMS is the time of the month where women get extra crazy and bitchy
Why is Debby such a bitch lately?
She's having Psycho Maniac Syndrome.
by doctordomealittle August 22, 2009
mugGet the Psycho Maniac Syndromemug.

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