focking 

A very British way of saying "fucking".
Often used to make fun of British accent.

Oi mate, would you mind awfully passing me those crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's lovely jubily delights? Im rather focking hungry bruv.

focking by Petnold June 25, 2022

fuckin mint 

a combination of fucking hell and goddamint

fuckinmint

- your girlfriend knows you cheated on her

- fuckin mint that was my second girlfriend this week!!

fuckin mint by Plutomania July 14, 2022

fuckin em hoe 

The action of fucking a hoe

Dad : Ayy last night i was fuckin em hoes
Daugher : Damn u get bitches dad, lemme be one

fuckin em hoe by ihave69husbands420 July 14, 2022

fuckling 

the person who made a pickup line about Magnetism and was corrected by their friend explaining the entire recent history of the Earth's magnetic field.

p1: "We're just like magnets--you're north, im south"
p2: "And you're the most attractive"
p3: *explains earth's most recent magnetic field changes*
p2: ...
p3: "You fuckling."

fuckling by iwannafuckindie August 7, 2022

fuckigncri

the art of fucking and crying all at once

"did you hear about jimmy and George?"
" yeah apparently while fucking George went too hard and jimmy started fuckigncri"
" damn George must get all the gorls"

fuckigncri by the not so real smallie bigs October 28, 2022

Fuckin the shortbus 

This is the outcome of fucking some clinger dinger several times. She starts showing up at your work. She wants to have your baby. She pranks you all night after seeing gals liking your post.

Bro 1-Man you alright? You seem like your ready to detonate?
Bro 2-No I'm not al-fuckin-right! I been droppin loads in that crazy blonde for a week. Now she is on my 24/7. She turns up everywhere I'm at. Guess I be fuckin the shortbus.

Fuckin the shortbus by Hotdamn 5 knuckle dirt nap January 30, 2023

fuckin chillin

When your fiancé sends you a pic of her laying on a bean bag watching tv with the dogs next to her while you’re busy at work.

April is fuckin chillin! 😎

fuckin chillin by Barry McCahkiner February 3, 2023