lightning chicken

A game played during a lightning storm. All players run around a large open space holding vertical metal poles and the last player with their pole in the air wins.

Dude 1- hey guys, who wants to make the most of this stormy day and play a round of lightning chicken?
Guys- *quickly grab metal poles*

by Kaliberking June 22, 2019

bird chicken

A barbequed, specifically bird-type of chicken. Usually served with cold burnt chips.

Person 1 (Allan) - "Hey let's have Burner's Burnt Bird Chicken and Chips for dinner"

Person 2 (Marjory Stuart Baxter) - "Yeah its all right....... It's really not that bad....... I guess you could say it's ok or fine even."

by The Burn Unit December 14, 2008

snake blasting fried chicken

When you go to kfc you can encounter fat people with snake tatoes and they will proceed to put kfc in your bumb

Please dont snake blasting fried chicken me in the bumb.

by DR. DICKFUCK February 10, 2017

Chicken

A problem

That chicken is a problem

by The duck overload November 15, 2020

Free Range Chicken

A parent scared of letting their child(ren) out of their sight to travel to/from a neighborhood park, friend's house, community pool or walk to school for fear of being reported to Child Protective Services (CPS), or their child(ren) being picked up (abducted) by the police and delivered to CPS. These parents would normally be fine with letting their children be unsupervised for such excursions, but have been closely monitoring the news of the couple in Maryland who have had ideological clashes with CPS and by extension, the police. This case has sparked a national debate as to whether these parents actually neglected their children in any way, and further, how helicopter parenting has raised a generation of helpless children to adulthood (millennials) who now expect the government and society to protect and coddle them, and who are in turn projecting these values onto modern GenX parents.

Dan and Mary are such free range chickens; they won't let their kids walk to the park anymore. They used to be free-rangers.

by Bloggernaut April 15, 2015

Reheated chicken sandwich

A reheated chicken sandwich is the ultimate act of delinquency, in which someone has to break and enter into room they do not have access to normally with a chicken sandwich(origin does not effect the outcome). Once you are in the position and comfortable you use the chicken sandwich as a masturbation utensil until finishing inside of the chicken sandwich. Then, for extra pizzazz, you can leave a note for the next person to wonder across this monstrosity of free will.

:Yo John

:yeah
:You know Ms jones, I left a reheated chicken sandwich on her desk because she failed me
: hell yeah!

by The original chicken maker April 22, 2024

Chicken schnitzel

To be cummed on and rolled in the sand like a schnitzel would flour

Angel being chicken schnitzeled

by My name is rj April 12, 2020