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key turning penis

When you finally get the most likes on the "daddy's little fidget spinner" copypasta out of all your friends, so you become the most liked in your group. This makes you the daddy of your school/workplace.
Friend 1: Dude, look! I got 500 likes on my post of that dumb copypasta!

Friend 2: Yo, you gotta be the key turning penis now!
mugGet the key turning penismug.

Penis Ghost

A ghost that has died without possessing a penis so he wanders around and harvests penises from other men
"oh shit, the penis ghost is here to steal my penis."
by plsletmeusethissite January 30, 2017
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Penis

by Djejebbd May 8, 2021
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Penis

A males part below the belt (if you know what I mean) sometimes used for pleasure but mostly used to urinate
👱🏼 ♀️: have you seen toms penis yet?
👩🏼: not yet have you?
👱🏼 ♀️ :yep ITS HUGE 👉🏼👌🏽
by Djskanskdnsbdj October 15, 2017
mugGet the Penismug.

panda penis birth

Panda Penis Birth (noun): The act of trying to explain something that defies logic (For example A Male Panda giving birth through its penis, which is where this term came from) and yet Brings copious amounts of laughter to all who come into contact with this particular word.
*During skype call*

Guy 1: hey bro......

Guy 2: yeah?
Guy 1: .....PPB
Guy 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU AND YOUR FUCKING Panda Penis Birth man XD
by EnigmaticMind December 28, 2013
mugGet the panda penis birthmug.

penis

something your man doesn’t have
where is your penis ?
by hejsiechxnisis December 16, 2023
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penis

i know you just searched this up to see the definition...
so did i. 😂
have a good day
you: i’m going to search up penis!
me: hahaha sameeeee
by yee yee🤠 January 12, 2020
mugGet the penismug.

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