Penis moment

A typically cringy moment you had, usually as a child.
A moment that you didn't realize was cringy at the time but in later years makes you shudder as you think about it.

Example: emo kids posting song lyrics or quotes to social media.

A: ''hey dude, remember that time you fell in love with our teacher and stalked him online and then he blocked you?''
B:''Don't remind me ..''

A: ''penis moment lol''

by Juenyx January 24, 2024

Penis envy

Something a lot of Irish guys have.

Girl-You have penis envy.
Irish Guy- I have the worst penis envy you've ever known about, I'm Irish what do you expect?

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2020

peni

the plural form of penis

idiot: dude you have two penises!
smart: peni***

by Hehe I cheated February 19, 2021

penis

the thing that hangs between males legs it’s used for piss and cum

person 1: stop showing me your throbbing penis

person 2: fuck no
person 2: now suck

by Jehne_man May 30, 2023

Dallin's penis

Hugggggeee and can’t look away Dallin’s penis

I don’t have a Dallin's penis

by FadedPigeon47 March 2, 2024

Guacamole Neighbor penis

for those wo cant say guacamole N**ga penis

Teacher "Timmy where is your homework?"

Timmy "guacamole neighbor penis"

by I like Guacamole February 5, 2024

Penis

Something you ain't got

Hey Chris you don't have a penis

by Jpsy June 5, 2020