Hurting like Charlesworth 

Overreacting from a minor injury such as banging a leg, and behaving like you have just been taken out by an American sniper.

Pete: What's wrong with James?
Mike: He banged his elbow on the doorframe, and now he's hurting like Charlesworth.
Pete: Fucking fairy!

Hurting like Charlesworth by Pissed Fairy February 17, 2015

Hung like a Mexican 

Mexican man has been reported to have a 48cm penis. So anyone well endowed is said to be ' hung like a Mexican '

Alison walked into the bedroom as Cass was undressing, she couldn't help but comment on his manhood.

" Wow you are big boy, your hung like a Mexican "

Hung like a Mexican by muffmeister October 11, 2016

swimming like fishes 

Being drunk, or buzzed

Me and my friends were swimming like fishes on Friday night.

swimming like fishes by Backpackloveaffair June 28, 2016

Sleeping like a fish 

day dreaming been awake in a trance like state

"Sorry I was sleeping like a fish."

Sleeping like a fish by dboi27 July 31, 2017

look like a landscape 

When a nigga freestyling and tryna diss a hoe this what the fuck he say

Yo fuck that bitch, hoe there aint no escape... and she be look like a landscape

look like a landscape by LandscapeDaSlumKing April 19, 2018

i like candy corns 

a term you say when you are drunk, wasted, or just plain ass fucking retarded.

ummm, I LIKE CANDY CORNS!

I.LIKE.CANDY.CORNS!

i like candy corns by Ca2en September 19, 2017

I like turtles 

An extremely sophisticated way to apply utter annoyment to a subject without being considered idiotic.

Mom: are you liking the school year so far, sweetie?
You: I like turtles.
Mom: ...

I like turtles by Zzzzkkmnnn November 16, 2017