focking

A very British way of saying "fucking".
Often used to make fun of British accent.

Oi mate, would you mind awfully passing me those crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's lovely jubily delights? Im rather focking hungry bruv.

by Petnold June 25, 2022

fuckin mint

a combination of fucking hell and goddamint

fuckinmint

- your girlfriend knows you cheated on her

- fuckin mint that was my second girlfriend this week!!

by Plutomania July 14, 2022

fuckin em hoe

The action of fucking a hoe

Dad : Ayy last night i was fuckin em hoes
Daugher : Damn u get bitches dad, lemme be one

by ihave69husbands420 July 14, 2022

fuckling

the person who made a pickup line about Magnetism and was corrected by their friend explaining the entire recent history of the Earth's magnetic field.

p1: "We're just like magnets--you're north, im south"
p2: "And you're the most attractive"
p3: *explains earth's most recent magnetic field changes*
p2: ...
p3: "You fuckling."

by iwannafuckindie August 7, 2022

fulking puncher man

captain falcon's evil twin brother
despite beign a "evil twin brotget" he'es nicer
hes hotrer thannt captikain flackeon sohr he makes girpls creams when see

omg!!! is that fulking puncher man!R!!@$!
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aw man my wife died fulking puncher man ahh no this sucks im gonna crackhead
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Dude my dog died he got killed because fulking man broke the speed force tearing his torso apart and making him slowly bleed to death I LOVE LEAN! also im cremaing

by mansocoolamiright August 21, 2022

fuckigncri

the art of fucking and crying all at once

"did you hear about jimmy and George?"
" yeah apparently while fucking George went too hard and jimmy started fuckigncri"
" damn George must get all the gorls"

by the not so real smallie bigs October 28, 2022

Fuckin the shortbus

This is the outcome of fucking some clinger dinger several times. She starts showing up at your work. She wants to have your baby. She pranks you all night after seeing gals liking your post.

Bro 1-Man you alright? You seem like your ready to detonate?
Bro 2-No I'm not al-fuckin-right! I been droppin loads in that crazy blonde for a week. Now she is on my 24/7. She turns up everywhere I'm at. Guess I be fuckin the shortbus.

by Hotdamn 5 knuckle dirt nap January 30, 2023