A Jiggle Fart is when your butt flesh slaps together post-flatulence, producing a moist, meaty clapping sound
As Seth leapt off the couch to answer the door, his cheeks jiggled with such violent enthusiasm that a jiggle fart erupted—wet, slappy, and followed by a sinister puff of air that made the cat leave the room in silent judgment.
by Hhemogirl June 20, 2025

by PixelGMR November 4, 2019

1. The official language of someone who talks shit.
2. When someone with rancid breath is talking to close to your face.
2. When someone with rancid breath is talking to close to your face.
by daveobot February 14, 2021

by Havana farting la May 3, 2018

by Grassroots January 26, 2016

This is a purely defensive fart. When another person in the general vicinity launches a stink rocket towards your person the only defense available outside of running away like a little girl being chased by a candy van is to deploy a blockade fart with the hope the it will keep the invading stench from roasting your sinuses.
My buddy dropped a pickled egg surprise. Thankfully I had a blockade fart to protect my perimeter or I would have clawed my nose off
by Slartifartfast December 22, 2017

An explosion between your buttcheeks. Sometimes it is a loud, painful, obnoxious clap and other times it’s an itty bitty toot poot. The deadliest kind are known as ninja farts which release toxic levels of human methane in the form of a gaseous explosion originating from the butt hole.
Starbucks accidentally forgot to use oatmilk in my Venti iced blonde vanilla latte with vanilla cold foam, 2 pumps of caramel, 3 pumps of chai, and an extra shot of espresso and now my butthole burns from ninja farts from the deepest depths of hell knows know as my gut.
by HisNameIsSheep December 20, 2024
