Sweaty Cock

An irritating Property Sales type strutting the Costas whilst perspiring like a garden sprinkler

Look at that big headed Sweaty Cock, I bet he sells apartments on LA!

by Stenhouse April 29, 2010

Cock Master

Pretty much a nicer way to call some one a whore. Can also be used as profanity. A teenage substitute for the word bitch.

Straight example: That's the fifth guy she talked to in an hour, she's such a cock master.

Homo sexual example: Stop acting like such a cock master, we just got here.

Profanity example: Holy cock master, I just pissed myself.

by Monkey ass turd face January 25, 2010

Coffee Cock

Spilling any liquid; primarily coffee, wine, or cranberry juice on your lap or lap area, resulting in sticky genitals and shoes.

"I was driving to work with a mug full of coffee in my hands, I slammed on the breaks and spilled it all over me. A total Coffee Cock!

by BuzzTxt November 13, 2009

Coleslaw Cock

If your girlfriend/partner gets braces you shall be know as coleslaw cock from then until she has them removed.

Your girlfriend has nice braces, coleslaw cock

by cougar face May 7, 2010

Cruise Cock

The use of your cock during a vacation on a cruise

"I met a girl on the cruise this week. She got the cruise cock!"

by Just another word in the UD May 22, 2010

cock hog

Hogging of the male genatalia area. Usually a woman who is most whorish of the whores. Or an insult to a guy, calling him massively gay.

Arthur: Bob, Did you see Jake last night?
Bob: Yeah, he was gettin mad penis, he's such a cock hog.
J-Roc: Damn straight.

by J-Roc fo shizzle September 29, 2007

Cock Potato

One who walks around with a cock in his/her mouth all the time. Similar to a Couch Potato.

i.e. Rhianna is a cock potato, and likes it.

by Dicky Pole August 19, 2008