Occasionally brilliant pieces of wordplay featuring dead babies (if you couldn't figure that last bit out alone, kill yourself). Tasteless, but make a great icebreaker!
1: I've got a dead baby joke.
2: *groans in disgust and anticipation, as much sense as that shit makes*
1: What sound does a dead baby make in a blender?
2: Oh Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, not this shit again... what?
1: I don't know, I was too busy laughing.
2: *groans in disgust and anticipation, as much sense as that shit makes*
1: What sound does a dead baby make in a blender?
2: Oh Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, not this shit again... what?
1: I don't know, I was too busy laughing.
by The God-Emperor April 12, 2008

Little baby head is a word to describe a little newb on COD or a scrub or just telling someone they have a small baby's head
by Little baby head July 4, 2016

A 2000's baby is one who is born in the 2000's (2000-2009). A 2000's kid is one who is born in the 90's (1990-1999).
If you were born in 1990-1999, you are a 90's baby and 2000's kid. If you were born in 2000-2009, you are a 2000's baby and 2010's kid.
by Gods200401 February 4, 2017

baby sign language
• "Please change my diaper": Turn beet red and make straining expression, then smile.
• "I'd like something to eat, please": Cram fist in mouth and suck wildly.
• "I'm tired": Make a series of weeping gestures before closing eyes and lolling head backward.
• "Please pass me that thing up there that I can't reach": Point and grunt, then continue pointing and open mouth into screaming position.
• "No thank you. I think I've had enough": Throw food or object to floor with exaggerated grin.
• "Please change my diaper": Turn beet red and make straining expression, then smile.
• "I'd like something to eat, please": Cram fist in mouth and suck wildly.
• "I'm tired": Make a series of weeping gestures before closing eyes and lolling head backward.
• "Please pass me that thing up there that I can't reach": Point and grunt, then continue pointing and open mouth into screaming position.
• "No thank you. I think I've had enough": Throw food or object to floor with exaggerated grin.
by davisdudette December 18, 2008

Bob: I hear you broke up with Diana last night.
Jack: Yeah, she had a crazy temper tantrum; she almost stabbed me with a fork!
Bob: Well you cheated on her, so it makes sense. I think you should talk to her.
Jack: No, fuck her, and I don't wanna get stabbed.
Bob: Dude, you are such a piece of baby dog shit.
Jack: Yeah, she had a crazy temper tantrum; she almost stabbed me with a fork!
Bob: Well you cheated on her, so it makes sense. I think you should talk to her.
Jack: No, fuck her, and I don't wanna get stabbed.
Bob: Dude, you are such a piece of baby dog shit.
by Rdcatfish302 July 25, 2011

After days of his wife's pleading to have another child so McGruff would have someone to play with, Jason grabbed a 30-pack out of the fridge, picked up the keys to his tractor, and told his wife to go get a turkey baster baby.
by Mike Payne April 3, 2008

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 16, 2006
