boxing

boxing is dumb... whats so good about two guys trying to knock the other out?

Boxer 1: look a bear!
Boxer 2: where?
boxer 1: *whack*
Refferee: 1, 2, 3, we have a winner!!!
bell: ding ding

by jimmy smith April 3, 2005

Boxed-Laughing

Laughing caused by the person being drunk or high.

See: boxed (htp://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=boxed).

You should've seen him, he was totally boxed-laughing.

by Ragnarok700_ July 13, 2011

boxtopping

a phrase that means absolutely nothing, and was created by two youngsters in a probability and statistics class in New Orleans

example 1: "I boxtopped that hoe all night!"

example 2:"Man, y'all are boxtopping our conversation."

by ar & jh (entered by mb) September 13, 2011

Boxinvader

The nice way of saying rape

That guy is a boxinvader watchout

by JohnoTheBeast September 4, 2016

Navy BoxLock

1.) When a navy guy gets his girl pregnant right before a long deployment, to ensure that she'll be his once he gets back. Sometimes this is done to make it so he doesn't have to help her through the whole ordeal of being pregnant.

2.) Also refers to the act of proposing to a girlfriend prior to a long deployment, in attempt to make her feel obligated to him. This especially refers to instances where the couple is mismatched.

1.)

L:Hey, did you hear that Jen is pregnant?

C:Yea, Midshipman Quincy totally applied the Navy boxlock.
L: That sucks cuz she totally deserves better.

2.)

L: Midshipman Quincy just asked Jen to marry him dude.
C: Damn, I can't believe he wasted the Navy boxlock on her slutty ass.
L: Well, he was thinkin she'll stay faithful if he did that, but we all know she's been banging Nick behind her back anyway.

by XxDR4ST1C_M3A5UR3SxX January 30, 2010

Dutch boxing

Dutch boxing is a gay mating ritual, which is only danced in a forest and you MUST have a hammock and be gay.

Princess bazza was creeping out of hammock when he saw an old man. so he lured the man back to his hammock to perform his Dutch boxing mating ritual! Bazza was one happy cornbeef queefing slut after the ritual! :)

by Bazzatheslut November 1, 2019

boxed

To die, as in to be placed in a coffin or "box".

That lady in ICU was doing great until her heart quit and she boxed

by acghost January 30, 2004