zombie language

Conlang (constructed language) of old dead languages that get revived again by enthusiast 'conlangers', who 'feed' it on other 'living' languages!

Zombie language examples: Comish/ Manx.

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

heroin zombie

A zombie-like heroin junkie who prowls the streets of Massachusetts. Often seen slowly stumbling, they are known to rob banks, mug people and steal scrap metal. Ground zero for the infection of these zombies seems to be Quincy, Massachusetts. Infections have also occurred in Weymouth and Scituate Mass. A large concentration can also be found at Father Bill's homeless shelter and the Braintree plaza.

Approach heroin zombies with caution. They are known to prefer shiny consumer products that can easily be pawned.

My wife was walking home from the North Quincy T-station and some heroin zombie jumped out the bushes and tried to steal her pocketbook.

by Father Bill October 27, 2012

ZOMGLMAOROFLLEWLPWNEDROFLCOPTERLMAONADE

A term quite possibly created by the infamous Husain, this word is used to express extreme amusement and awe. Often used when something equivilent to a nuclear bomb happened.

Joey: ZOMGLMAOROFLLEWLPWNEDROFLCOPTERLMAONADE did you see that flying spaghetti monster riding a unicorn over Saturn firing a rainbow through that dragon made of cotton candy!?!?

Max: Dude, lay off the pot.

by Terramanz December 9, 2008

zomberry

When someone is walking around the street or the lobby of a building, or elevator, or anywhere at all, completely fixated on their blackberry or portable device completely oblivious where they're walking, or anything at all really, except what they're reading / typing.

Damnit zomberry, watch where you're walking!

by ByteMe95 March 2, 2010

Brown Zombie

n. A shit that refuses to go away and keeps on coming back.

Stan: "What's that smell?"
(In the room walks Mike)
Mike: "Sorry mate, was a persistent bugger! Was like a scene from 'Night of the Living Dead'."
Stan: "A case of a Brown Zombie? No worries. I gave birth to a beast earlier this morning. That reminds me, it's been 28 days since we cleaned that thing. Could do with a bleaching, and soon!"

by J.May December 28, 2009

Internet Zombie

What you become when you get attached to the computer. By attached, I mean your lips have been chapped the whole 5 hours you've been surfing the web (feels like 45 minutes) and there's been chapstick right next to you, yet you never pick it up and use the damn thing. You also loose the ability to look at the clock right at the bottom of your screen.

I turned into an internet zombie after getting stuck in a youtube loop. By the time I regained conscienceness, I was fired from my job, my girlfriend left me, and I had developed diabetes. I swear I was only on for an hour. What? It's July?

by ohshititsthecops January 10, 2010

Nuclear Powerd Zombie

A bad thing that continually ressurects itself and cannot be completely killed by conventional means.
Best used to describe a project that is actually somone else's responsibility, however they are not actually doing anything about it, but it directly affects your ability to perform your tasks/job.

Staff: The Voicemail system is dropping calls again.
Boss: I thought the National Communications group was supposed to fix that 2 months ago?
Staff: We ran all the tests they asked for, but it keeps coming back. It's a Nuclear Powerd Zombie .
Boss: I See that.

by Ted S January 5, 2006