Scarred Whale

A suicidal fat kid who binge eats.

"Hey James did you see the Scarred Whale pass by us."

by osama ben lez December 15, 2018

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whale hunting

The act of hunting the largest specimen you can find, nailing it and being the proudest man on earth.

Kyle went for a night out in Runcorn whale hunting, he found big kate who was the largest lady in the group. He spent £50 in the takeaway, then took her home. He was ever so proud and got to show off his new iphones panoramic display.

by hes a right uphill gardener February 27, 2019

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Sneaky whale

The art of sneaking an obese female into your friends house/apartment, without them knowing

Friend 1: me and Steven are going to

the club tonight

Friend 2: oh man I don’t know about Steven

Friend 1: Why?

Friend 2: every time we go out, he always try to pull a sneaky whale at the end of the night, in my apartment.

by Grifmiester November 27, 2019

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Sperm Whaling

When a female lays on her back, lifts her legs in the air and forcefully expels, from her vagina, the semen that has just been gifted to her. Like the spout from a whale's blow hole

Me: I showed Adam my new party trick last night. Now he has to clean the curtains.
Friend: what was it?

Me: sperm Whaling

by Shelbusxo January 15, 2016

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Rusty whale

When an obese man has anal sex while on his back, the partner moves off quickly so the man ejactulates straight up in the air mimicking a whale blowing from its blow hole.

Last night I met a large man at the Golden Corral, took him home and he gave me a rusty whale, I bet the cum is still on his ceiling!

by Moby D. February 19, 2021

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