do you want a fight? 

If someone says something that really pisses you off or just in general conversation when you have nothing better to say just use this phrase:

Do you want a fight? Huh? Do ya?

alternatively

Are you looking for a fight? 'Cause you just found one, bitch!

do you want a fight? by Jonny 6 KEFW October 28, 2007

I want someone to love me like you do just not you. 

Polite way for a girl to keep in your wallet without having to actually shag you.

I want someone to love me like you do just not you. Now when you getting your credit card so I can pay my council tax.

I want someone to love me like you do just not you. by Chuck Norris South African October 8, 2008

Names That You Don't Want To Have Or Be Called 

A hurtful insult or label put on someone by another person. Also known as name-calling, slander, verbal harassment, or teasing. This can also include a name based on a person's reputation, or dirty parody names.

Rob Banks is a name I wouldn't want to be given by my parents. This makes people think I'm an aspiring criminal.

Names That You Don't Want To Have Or Be Called by Your Dad March 21, 2005

How much lettuce do you want? 

Derived from the movie "Bad Santa" this phrase has been ranked in the top most annoying questions. The beauty of it is simple. Most people after being asked repeatedly will get very annoyed, asking what "lettuce" means. In which case you can just say, "just lettuce..?"

Bob- How much lettuce do you want?

Random guy- I dont want none lettttuce!

Bob- o-kay!

How much lettuce do you want? by thelasttimeanyoneateanorange November 5, 2012

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to kill myself. 

" Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to kill myself. " Is a typical tumblr down syndrome poem.

Tumblr down syndrome "edgy" whore: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to kill myself.
Guy 1: stfu and die *kills the bitch*

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to kill myself. by Australium Gold June 10, 2016

what the ladies want 

Thier own way, the one thing that women, however far they progress, will never tempt away from those with meat betwxit thier legs.


They also like guys with- money (which can buy them influence), balls of steel (who can persuade others to do as she has persauded him), money (that again), good looks (not important after 25)

The ladies want my man-meat.

what the ladies want by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

All I want 

All I want ..

Ever wanted ..

A quiet life ..

No drama ..

Only good drama ..

Whoever decided I’m not allowed this

Thanks

All I want … TF .. you see the times I’m like receptive .. and when I’m back to recluse

What you do with this …

Up to you

But you also know ….

If genuine and wanted my attention …

Would only take a shout

Ice … broken …

All I want by LetsTalkAboutX January 12, 2023