Morning Wake Up

The act of waking someone up by pissing into there face as they sleep as you tap them on the shoulder.

Lawn Dad 1: "my daughter always sleeps in until noon how to I get her to wake up earlier?”

Lawn dad 2: "for 3 days straight I pulled a Morning Wake Up on kalyee and she always gets up right at 6 o clock sharp"

by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021

Wake and Pex

Wake and Pex is when you wake up, eat breakfast, then take an Adipex-75 pill (75mg Phentermine). Then you clean and study and do work.

Steve: I did a Wake and Pex and included breakfast.

by HawaiianPunch1 November 22, 2024

Wake N' Shake

Waking up and masturbating using open porn tabs from the night before.

I found some tabs open with porn. Did you wake n' shake?

Yes...

by dklfsdkljfsdkljgsklg October 9, 2021

how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.

that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..

by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025

Anal Wake

Another word for morning sex.

Girlfriend: Im awake.
Boyfriend: Do you want anal wake?

by ohnomyroofleaking September 18, 2025

Wake Up In The Sky

wake up in the sky is an amazing song by gucci mane and the chorus will make anybody sing

this song is so good
is it Wake Up In The Sky
no
Then it fucking sucks

by narutosexual November 1, 2021

Wisconsin Wake up

To wake up your partner with a blowjob.

Got a Wisconsin wake up this morning from that slag I picked up at the bar last night

by Dank_Harry May 26, 2018