Holder-uppers

A tool of torture where you've doomed if you use it and doomed if you dont - it keeps gravity from taking control but can be quite suffocating.
THE BRA

H.: Golly, they've reached your knees?
N.: Yeah, gravity hates me
H.: Screw gravity, buy a new pair of holder-uppers!

by Iamalama December 24, 2010

upper jizzer

The act of ejaculating in the top part of a toilet then flushing to coat the inside of the bowl.

Hey can you leave that picture of Sydney Sweeney in the bathroom I gotta take an upper jizzer

by Blomblom2396 March 9, 2024

upper crust

The upper crust is the crust that is formed around the woman's vagina

He was eating her out, then he saw her upper crust

by send noodles January 25, 2017

Upper beJroooom

Like heaven. where the gomightybjis gomightydjis supreme BeJroooom as in supreme bejrooooming is worshipped ✨️ 🙌 😌 😍 🙏 ♥️ by the living BEJrooooms as in living bejrooooming males and females of the earth 🌎 by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

I invented and made and created upper beJrooooms. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq July 30, 2022

Show-Upper

How about something like :

Show-upper: a person that consistently shows up to shit that they signed up for and doesn’t flake

“Hey, is Michelle going to showmor what?” “ Dude, chill, she’s a show-upper, she’ll be here”

by One who’s not so wise June 28, 2018

Upper Storey

Noun - The brain; one's ability to think, understand, and rationalize.

Origin:
The head or brain, as in He's not all there in the upper story. This expression transfers the literal sense of a higher floor in a multistory building to the top portion of the human body. Richard Bentley used it in A Dissertation on the Epistles of Phalaris (1699), where he compares a man with "brains ... in his head" to a man who has "furniture in his upper story."

1. There is something wrong with her upper storey!
2. Sorry for that man, My upper storey is not great right now.

by sharerainbows March 9, 2023

captain upper decker

One takes a shit in the top tank of a toilet and waits for another person to flush the toilet and watches as the water is a constant brown mess

Someone must have captain upper deckered me, cause i flushed the toilet and shit continued to flow and wouldn't go away

by TheSlippyWaffle April 13, 2015