twitter creeper

An account on the social media site Twitter that has no profile picture or tweets. This person sometimes even protects or locks their "tweets" even though they have none to begin with. Then they go around creepily following random people or pick out certain people to follow that catch their eye for who knows what reason. When a person checks their followers and sees a twitter creeper following them, it usually gives them a very uneasy feeling considering the fact that they just don't know who is behind that account. They could be a dangerous stalker or a harmless spammer, either way you just don't know. The best thing to do when a twitter creeper follows you is to block them to put your mind at ease.
"Oh look, another twitter creeper is following me. No tweets, no profile picture, and their account is protected. But yet they are following 200 people. I'm sure no one's creeped out by that."
by MsMello September 27, 2014
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twitter-punk

Verb: to Twitter-punk. To post false information on Twitter in effort to punk news or other media outlets.
She twitter-punked the news and got her fake story on TV.
by Logun March 15, 2016
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school twitter

a twitter stan twitter uses to keep their stan lives and personal lives separate
random person at school: what's your twitter?
me: (ohgodohgodohgodicantgivethemmystantwitter)
*gives them my school twitter*
by erinlovesolive February 19, 2018
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twitter twirl

When you put a power screw driver up ones anus and jerk them off simultaneously
Pacheco was trying to twitter twirl me on the beach last night.
by The govenator plays ping pong January 20, 2014
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Twitter baby

Someone basically raised by the internet that gets all of their opinions from Twitter, Reddit, etc.
Make sure you never post anything slightly offensive otherwise some Twitter baby will find it and rally the internet to cancel you!
by OGhyperV July 01, 2020
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twitter widow

A twitter widow is a man or woman whose spouse or boyfriend spends most of his/her time on twitter. Leaving the other person to feel widowed.
Geez I never see my husband anymore because he's too busy living his other life on twitter, I am a twitter widow
by Jlburton82 September 18, 2013
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twitter goggles

When someone looks great in their twitter profile pic, but ugly upon closer inspection or in person
One of my new followers looks hot, but it was just twitter goggles. She's fn ugly in person.
by Eric Robertson December 02, 2013
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