Pooped a Twinkie

to recoil in horror

When Betty came home and saw her son on the couch with a girl, she about pooped a twinkie

by Geeeeeeeee2 May 13, 2011

pulled pork twinkie

A sexual move involving a willing obese male and female, pork lard & sweetened whipped cream.

Holy fuck, did you see that sweet sweet pulled pork twinkie at the orgy last night? I pity the guy that has to clean that up.

by Princ3Rufio June 25, 2020

Twinkie Box

A best freind, someone whom you can speak to about anything at anytime.

Martha is definately my Twinkie Box, we can talk about anything.

by NCIS Freak February 07, 2010

Ginger twinkie

A red head filled with semen.

Dude, I dreamt about making Emma Stone a ginger Twinkie last night.

by Vanillakilla November 12, 2018

beef twinkie

An uncut penis.

Crissy: “Oh my god Roger fucked me senseless with his massive beef twinkie last night.”
Jen: “Wow, I never imagined he was uncircumcised!”

by Rook Castle October 15, 2024

Oozing Twinkie

It’s when the male ejaculates into the vagina then follows with finishing in the women’s mouth ending with busting on her chest then pushing on her stomach to make her spit it out and come out the vagina

My man made me an Oozing Twinkie last night

by Peanutbuttcake April 18, 2021

Dutch Twinkie

Similar to a Dutch oven, but you hold her head under the covers during a blow job.

I was debating hold that fart in, but decided the Dutch twinkie route would be funnier, so I just held her head down there when I let go.

by IndegoSkye July 30, 2021