Twinkie

$30 dollars

Man lemme get a Twinkie until pay day.

by 69dine January 13, 2019

Polish Twinkie

When you you unexpectedly jizz inside your pants and you need to hide it.

Dude, I got a lap dance and she was so good I was carrying around a Polish Twinkie

by GirthBrooks2001 September 28, 2023

Twinkie

A guy who is several years older than his girlfriend.. (a reverse cougar)

Yah, I'm a twinkie, I'm dating a guy 15 years old than me.

by Trinamae October 31, 2014

Twinkie

Someone who looks like they are somewhat fat and out of shape, similar to the form of a twinkie

Friend 1: this is the picture of the guy that threw a rock at my friend's head
Friend 2: mf looks built like a Twinkie

by ProbablyADegenerate April 9, 2021

double barreled twinky

A fuckboyish redneck who wears too much cologne and spends his free time measuring his dick on everything. He probably owns more shoes than his cardboard cutout girlfriend. Is known to say Suh Dude and Damn Daniel because it turns him on.

Bob: Why is that guy measuring his dick on that light pole?
Joe: It's because he's a double barreled twinky.

Larry: Jesus, what's that god awful smell?
Helga: It's that guy over there, he must be a double barreled twinky.

by HandleBroom July 31, 2016

Twinky

When a girl and a boy synchronize their oral, and the female bites the tip as the male cums inside her mouth.

(Biting a twinky bar and getting the white cream)

Yo dawg, my dick still hurts from that twinky last night!

by That_dude_over_yonder_420 December 3, 2017

redneck twinkie

When you fuck a small loaf of cornbread and creampie it.

Daniel creampies a small loaf of corn bread and s I now have a redneck twinkie!

by Redneck twinkie February 20, 2021