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Twinkie

A humorous description of a yellow school bus used to transport students to school in the United States.
I was whipping my Twinkie to school with my morning route students.
by Joe G 3 January 18, 2025
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double barreled twinky

A fuckboyish redneck who wears too much cologne and spends his free time measuring his dick on everything. He probably owns more shoes than his cardboard cutout girlfriend. Is known to say Suh Dude and Damn Daniel because it turns him on.
Bob: Why is that guy measuring his dick on that light pole?
Joe: It's because he's a double barreled twinky.

Larry: Jesus, what's that god awful smell?
Helga: It's that guy over there, he must be a double barreled twinky.
by HandleBroom July 31, 2016
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pinky twinkie

a bite sized penis,, or pinky-sized to be exact.
"He tried to fuck me but I couldn't feel anything because he has a pinky twinkie."
by Siairuh June 13, 2023
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Dutch Twinkie

Similar to a Dutch oven, but you hold her head under the covers during a blow job.
I was debating hold that fart in, but decided the Dutch twinkie route would be funnier, so I just held her head down there when I let go.
by IndegoSkye July 30, 2021
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pulled pork twinkie

A sexual move involving a willing obese male and female, pork lard & sweetened whipped cream.
Holy fuck, did you see that sweet sweet pulled pork twinkie at the orgy last night? I pity the guy that has to clean that up.
by Princ3Rufio June 25, 2020
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Twinkie

The act of a man climaxing inside of a woman’s mouth. She proceeds to spit it back onto his penis. He then inserts his penis into her vagina. Next she lets the semen drip from her vagina down to her anus. Finally the man proceeds to push the semen into her rectum, thus having filled all three orifices, they have completed the act of a Twinkie.
My girl said she wanted to be filled up in all three holes just like a Twinkie.
by Willie Filmacraken April 30, 2023
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Twinky Link

When you cream in a girls ass and watch them shit it out.
1. I cant wait to give the ol' lady a Twinky Link. 2. Dammit Issac Newton why'd you give my ol 'lady the twinky link.
by LegendKiller23 May 10, 2023
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