turd bomb

when you go up to a high up place(a tree or building)and drop a whole lotta turd on a passerby

someone just dropped a turd bomb on me when i walked under their tree house

by emily is not here July 23, 2008

Google Turd

Defecation of Google proportions. Everything about the turd exudes creativity and forward thinking. A Google Turd is not just left, it is 'posted'.

Paul posted a Google Turd in the office.

by Alfy2020 June 24, 2009

unicorn turds

unicorn turds are unicorn's sparkly, flourescent, rainbow turds which, when cut open, reveal my little ponie's magical paradise!!!!
often used in place of an expletive

"Oh unicorn turds!"

by wowohmygod February 12, 2010

turd sculptor

the "art" or act of attempting to make something out of shit either literally or figuratively.

Dude 1: did you see the new movie that turd sculptor tim burton put out?

Dude 2: yeah...between helena bonham carter and that script he sure had his hands full of shit, huh?

Dude 1: yep.

by vulvahammer May 28, 2010

Turd Muffin

A turd muffin is the act of being, stupid, commonly reffered to as dumb, retarded.

Dude, stop being a turd muffin.

by Alec "Baldwin" November 29, 2004

turd jockey

One who participates in the act of anal intercourse and asshole play whether it be Homo or Hetero sexual play in nature.

"You know, I have just had about enough of Dave's comments about him and his wifes ass capades. Now when I see Dave, I just think to myself-man what a turd jockey and how he can eat with those hands or kiss his mother with that mouth. I Just want to say : Keep the tight wife but hole comments to yourself so I can be ignorant to your anal sexploritory adventures. I mean come on. We still have to spend christmas parties together and I don't want it to get freakin' wierder, so stop!-Please"

by R.L. Allen September 02, 2007

Teflon Turd

When one takes a shit quickly and leaves no trails when you whipe your ass.

"that was quick"
"yeah mate, teflon turd, one whipe, no dramas... too easy!"

by Spacco October 28, 2007