Tallahassee

Maddie Michals (frat bop)

Maddie Michals so Tallahassee

by Joemomma5786 July 25, 2024

Tallahassee Titty Taser

The act of attaching a car battery to both the person-you’re-having-intercourse-with's nipples, along with the inside of your anus, and then each person must intensely make out as the battery is turned on.

“Hey dude, just trimmed my ass hair, wanna do a Tallahassee Titty Taser later™

“No what the fuck you’re my kid”

Quagmire fami gie: "Now THIS... This is my family guy... Goggti..."

by popopopopopopopopopopopooooppp December 31, 2024

Tillamook Tactical

When they want to put it in your butt, but they can't get it in because you ate too much cheese.

I knew she was Tillamook Tactical when I could not penetrate her brown-eye.

by TAINTMASTERX February 8, 2025

Tallahassee wet mop

During the process of wiping oneself, a bit of toilet paper accidentally grazes the water or comes in contact with moisture before wiping, thereby startling and/or skeeving the wiper, mid-wipe.

I didn’t notice the TP was wet and I Tallahassee wet mopped myself…

by Mancho76 February 15, 2025

Tallahassee siege tower

A sexual act involving 1 normal sized man and two midgets, One midget will stand on the other midgets shoulders and the top midget will kiss the man while the bottom midget sucks the man’s dick.

“Sorry I was late for work boss I was busy getting a Tallahassee siege tower”

“Bro I bet Johnny Depp got a ton of Tallahassee siege towers during the filming of Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory”

“I can’t do this anymore my shoulders and mouth hurt from giving Johnny Depp so many Tallahassee siege towers during filming”

“Johnny you gotta stop getting Tallahassee siege towers on set we’re burning through our budget on film, we don’t even have a movie yet just 10 hours of you and midgets having sex, for the love of god please stop we’re gonna go bankrupt”

“After amber walked in on me (Johnny Depp) a Tallahassee siege tower she shit on my bed”

by Nitrodubz69420 February 27, 2025

Tallahassee siege tower

A sexual act involving one normal sized man and two midgets, One midget will stand on the other midgets shoulders and the top midget will kiss the man while the bottom midget sucks the man's dick.

"Sorry I was late for work boss I was busy getting a Tallahassee siege tower"

"Bro I bet Johnny Depp got a ton of Tallahassee siege towers during the filming of Charlie and the chocolate factory"

"I can't do this anymore my shoulders and mouth hurt from giving Johnny Depp so many Tallahassee siege towers during filming"

"Johnny you gotta stop getting Tallahassee siege towers on set we're burning through our budget on film, we don't even have a movie yet just 10 hours of you and midgets having sex, for the love of god please stop we're gonna go bankrupt"

"After amber walked in on me (Johnny Depp) getting a Tallahassee siege tower and later she shit on my bed.”

by Nitrodubz69420 February 27, 2025

tulala

Defines a very sexy person or there ass

Girl: omg baby why did u touch my tulala boy: I’m sorry baby it’s really fat

by Masterqx March 9, 2025