Also known as (CNTD). The affected person will have no control over when or where they tug their nuts.
by Wenis man January 27, 2023
The use of hollowing out a sausage and then filling it with piss and using it to shove it up sombodys asshole
by TheRealAdamSandler June 28, 2020
You know when your roommate knocks on your door when you're tugging brain and asks, "can I come in?" and you yell as loud as you can from your gut "TUGGGGGGGGGIN BRAAAAAAAAIN!"
by Rawdogginitsince96 August 10, 2021
by jcstreetz November 19, 2014
The act of pulling vigorously with ones mouth upon the aft portions of dead and bloated seals on the beach. This is most commonly done by the most vile of canine species. A pre-sterilization process of urininating upon the carcass is also quite common, known as "seasoning". A North Atlantic variant is known as "The Digby Tug". Other similar activities are Carkrubbing (frottage), Carkface Nuzzling, and the most rare, Carkspooning. They are all basically the canine interpretations of necrophilia.
"Wowzers, look at Digby go! He's a real champ at Carkhole Tugging! What a way to get the day started!"
by Nathanialowl September 09, 2013
The tuff tug is when a chick tugs on your meat so hard it feels as if she is aggressively sanding a stick.
The tuff tug is a aggressive handjob
Bro she gave me a tuff tug now my shit raw and it hurts to touch
Bro she gave me a tuff tug now my shit raw and it hurts to touch
by Hey him September 05, 2024
Coercing a flaccid penis into self-pleasure, not because one is feeling amorous, but they haven't had time. This is common among suburban dads.
by Ridge_Land July 17, 2022