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scottish trumpet 

A Scottish trumpet is when one blasts several consecutive farts in a row without stopping.
Mariarose and Danielle loved to hear sounds and smell of the Scottish trumpet playing

Slut Trumpet 

Much like a slut but proudly declares to everyone she is a slut as loud as possible. Will tell you upfront how much of a whore she is and how many men and or women she has been with as if it's some kind of badge
Guy #1: Eyy man you seen Mary?

Jacob: Hell no man that bitch is a slut trumpet.
Slut Trumpet by ClapclapWonk June 7, 2019

Rusty trumpet

A girl eat yo booty whole and tickle yo dick between the legs
“Damn bro that rusty trumpet was fire”
“You mean rusty trombone?”
“Shut the fuck up”
Rusty trumpet by Pepepoopoobitch September 1, 2019

Memphis Trumpet 

The act of farting while receiving a blowjob and the women putting her hand over the asshole to make the waa waa sound.
Melissa is a trooper, when I farted while she was blowing me, she gave me a Memphis Trumpet.
Memphis Trumpet by Beyonddisturbed420 September 20, 2019

Ducky Trumpet 

The most genius explanation of D

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Well well, Ducky Trumpet has some fishy ideas... like, FLIP DA TABLE!!!
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Donald Trumpet 

Donald trump loves to suck bOoBs, willys, kids, giraffes, snakes, any living creature. He is so weird and doesn’t accept GLBTQ+
Donald Trumpet by Willybeard.65 December 7, 2020