Gump Truck

Short Bus

Esther and Hank wore their helmets and double seat buckles on the gump truck ride to school this morning.

by Bobberino9999 December 24, 2010

The Vac truck

THE VAC TRUCK
3 nude males release bodily fluids into a large mixing bowl. The first person defecates, the second urinates and the third ejaculates. Now here is the fun part! To decide who vacuums the up the waste three players get nude and whoever has the shortest penis is the loser and must suck up the contents of the mixing bowl using a short length of rubber hose. Engine noises are a must whilst performing this most degrading act.

Jason: Hey Ken and Brendon i have a brand new mixing bowl, would you two like to perform the vac truck?

Ken: ok, why not?

Brendon: as long as it doesn't involve dick measuring comp....

by Frank Fontain June 12, 2019

Greed Truck

An excessively large, loud, lifted, or otherwise unnecessarily obnoxious truck, usually found in the southeastern United States and predominantly owned by white men with small penises.

Guy1: Geez what a greed truck..
Guy2: Yeah I know, annoying as shit.
Guy3: Our neighborhoods full of them.
Guy3: Soo greedy..

by SHAD0WZOMBIE July 1, 2020

Bendy Trucks

Them ladder trucks that steer from both ends. Engineer up front and a dumb fireman in the back.

Cheyne: Hey Kip thats a big mid mount aerial!

Kip: Naw dummy... that's one of them bendy trucks that steers from both ends

by simpleton firemen March 15, 2021

Tow Truck

Someone that has connections or can get things done.

Someone on the inside

Robert is my tow truck, he hooked me up with floor seats to the Piston game last week

by Breaking dancing on cardboard June 10, 2019

Space Truck

Being completely biased against people

aw shit, he just space trucked jones!

by anarchy morty June 8, 2019

mail truck

A truck that delivers mail to your house

Here comes the Mail Truck!

by jacie handler May 5, 2018