troy dumb

When children or pets are in the presence of a Troy and all common sense or discipline flies out the window and they become spastic not listening or behaving

Oh sorry about our dogs behavior he went Troy dumb ..or I apologize about the loud noises , my kids went Troy dumb .

by Dirtyshirt tee October 24, 2022

troying

when you try too hard and fail miserably

person1: you know that guy from texas 78?
person2: oh yea, he's always troying so hard

by mlkythestrawberrywizard May 8, 2022

Troy Tingz

Odd/miscellaneous/unexplainable tasks of no importance undergone when passing time.

Q: Why the fuck is there a Bunsen burner and a can of tinned spaghetti set up in the prep store
A: Troy Tingz man

by Troy Tingz March 5, 2021

Troy

Yeet

Time to Troy you

by A wooden toaster zombie November 12, 2019

Troy

Troy is the loveliest boy i have ever met by far, he makes me smile better than anyone else and he makes me feel safe whenever I’m around him, i love his smile,hugs,hair even if he’s got a perm idgaf he’s still beautiful either way and i will always respect his opinions, he’s funny, kind, always puts a smile on your face even if you’re having a bad day, i can’t tell you how much i fucking love him he’s my whole world and i would do anything to put a smile on his face, i love you man xx

Random person: hey that Troy guy sound cool
Me:hell yeah he is

by Alliums :) April 30, 2022

Follicular Menage et Trois

Three people styling and working on your hair at once.

"I love getting my hair done, nothing better than a hair wash and styling"

"You don't know true grace in feeling special at a hair stylist until you've had a follicular menage et trois"

by Glanced @ the Pants Lance June 28, 2025

Massive Troys

Large Breasts, Massive Tits, Huge Baps

Darren was perplexed by the size of his neighbour's massive Troys

by massivetroylover March 26, 2024