bum tricks

some one who wants to have bum sex with another

friend one. you coming out for a beer 2 nite mate
friend two. yea man, but dont try playin any of your bum tricks on me, when we are pissed !
friend one. hahahahahahahaahaha
friend two. you dirty bummer

by matt+smiyh January 28, 2008

trick or treat

To put a pumpkin on your partner's head while penetrating him or her, While using a snicker's bar wrapper as a condom. The participant puts on a costume as quickly as he can before taking off the makeshift condom and beating him or her with a sack of candy whilst making doorbell noises. Just before ejaculation, spray him or her with the treat that is semen.

I went "trick or treating" last night.

by JOHNNY DOE October 21, 2014

Hows Tricks

A phrase of greeting expressing love and affection

Hello Elise. Hows Tricks?

by bubba4325 October 29, 2009

trick nasty

When you are so nasty, it's trick. Very Sad. Not just Nasty, Trick Nasty.

That bitch is trick nasty.

by Lindz & Samie February 7, 2005

trick shit

Having an almost uncontrollable desire to take the biggest dump/load/shit anyone can ever fathom. But when the moment finally arrives nothing but gas and quite possibly very few shit nibblets fall out.

Johnny had been driving for 5 miles trying to find a bathroom. He thought he was going to shit his pants with 20 pounds worth of crap. But when he got there he realized he had been trick shitted... he farted for 6 seconds straight, struggled, pushed, moved around in a circular motion only to have NOTHING come out of his bunghole.

all he could say was "damn, a trick shit!"

by italo August 13, 2007

hat trick

Taking a dump, beating off, and eating a party sub, simultaneously.

Chris Farley died performing a hat trick.

by shitforbrains2 October 21, 2008

Hat Trick

getting vaginal, oral and anal all in the same night

by Anonymous August 29, 2003