goat in a tree

when a goat is put in a tree it is classed as a goat in a tree

look at that goat in a tree

by directionalarrow May 29, 2008

Tree Jousting

Popping two viagra and running through the bush naked.

What do you want to do this weekend?
Wanna try tree jousting?

by JordanJordan October 29, 2010

tree eater

When one crashes into a tree while mountain biking or on an ATV/dirt bike.

Bryan is such a tree eater!

by Nathan Thorn August 1, 2011

trebeking

When you pronounce foreign words in their original accent. Named for how Alex Trabek pronounces words on Jeopardy.

As defined by Jimmy Fallon.

"I love how you are always Trebeking all of those Italian words."

Mike Birbiglia's bit about how to pronounce La Quinta Inn.

Or how Giada De Laurentiis pronounces spaghetti.

by JtJennings September 24, 2011

Tree Horn Worshipper

Slang for a Lignadoratist, someone who worships the knots on trees as their Gods. They practice their religion, titled "Lignadoratism", by surrounding themselves in tree heavy areas and holding on to as many knots on the trunks of said trees at once, while pouring all their feelings and worries into the trees. They believe that by doing this, the trees will relieve them and lead them to a less stressful lifestyle.

Tree Horn Worshippers tend to be partial to large trees such as oaks and maples. They prefer these because apparently the larger the tree knot they hold onto, the stronger the connection is. However, Lignadoratists still enjoy and worship all knots on the trunks of trees, including spruce, pine, and cherry.

Please make note that those who practice Lignadoratism do not worship knots on the trunks of elephants, such as tumors or cysts.

Dude, don't hang out with her, I've heard she's a total tree horn worshipper.

by treehornworshipper December 28, 2011

tree jew

similiar to drop bears, they will jump on you and instead of mauling you, will file your taxes.

Man, that guy Sam Levine is such a tree jew!

by stretcharmdick October 8, 2014

Treebeater

Treebeater is a racist and derogatory term used in a similar way to "n*gger." It usually is referring to a stupid African American person. The origin of the word came from a Reddit post about a special species of Chimpanzee that communicated via beating trees. This was quickly converted into a racist joke that compared the monkeys to black people

Terrell: "Hey Luke, go somewhere else. Racism isn't cool."
Luke: "Terrell shut the fuck up you fucking Treebeater, go back to my fucking cotton field and beat a tree.

by A Cool Kid IRL July 14, 2015