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jew tree

1) item used for hanging jewelry on to. usually a random item on night stand, and bathroom counter (not a dish) which accumulates bracelets, hair ties, earrings and the like.

2) a jewish person's christmas tree with lame, non-personalized, or otherwise non-traditional ornamentation.
When I knocked over the lotion bottle on the counter... her watch , earrings, bracelets all fell off the jew tree.
by DirtyWaterbury September 7, 2016
mugGet the jew treemug.

tree turd

My girlfriend and I couldn't believe the size of the tree turds we saw today while hiking.
by Frankie figs June 11, 2017
mugGet the tree turdmug.

cools tree

“Hey!! AJ Mitchell just liked your tweet!”
“Omg!! Cools tree!!!!”
by imdaniellealexa October 18, 2017
mugGet the cools treemug.

Gibemass Tree

A marijuana plant with ornaments on it.
Yo bro, lets gather some gibemass tree.”
by llamaluvr98 July 2, 2019
mugGet the Gibemass Treemug.

Bong Tree

This type of tree appears in the childrens poem 'The Owl and the Pussy Cat' by Edward Lear. They're shaped like a marshmellow stick and vary in height. They create a fantasy land in which the two characters marry.
'They sailed away, for a year and a day, to the land where the bong tree grows'
by Heidy B May 21, 2006
mugGet the Bong Treemug.

dollar tree

a store where you can splurge on cheap crap mostly imported from cheap-labor countries such as China and from the continent of Asia.they sell merchandise that could actually be cheaper than the price of one dollar...but just to be cool they mark everything as one dollar. they are proud that EVERything is a dollar....except now they are offering 5-10 dollar items in the back of the store. some of the dollar tree's items come from BIGGER BRAND NAME STores that can't sell the cheap crap...so they send it to dollar tree...thats why i don't buy food there.
i love dollar tree! i can buy all kinds of stuff that i don't necessarily need. spending my hard earned moneys on things that mean nothing to me, makes my day!
by Lindsey miggysnewbestie February 4, 2008
mugGet the dollar treemug.

light the tree

dubstep is so great after we light the tree
by lindsaymichelle February 28, 2011
mugGet the light the treemug.

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