Toilet Jockey

Strictly a Male based role. When using a urinal in a Club or Pub another man feels the need to converse, normally making eye contact, just to make the situation even more awkward.

Guy 1: "How'd it go last night with that girl?"

Guy 2 "Dude! Every time I had a piss there was a toilet jockey talking at me. Completely put me off my stride "

by Ashbk February 3, 2010

Toilet Porn

Any form of porn involving disgusting and non-sexy things like defecation, farting, vomiting and urinating. The word utself is inspired by the word "toilet humor".

Different types of toilet porn include scat porn, fart porn, vomit porn, booger porn and urine porn.

by CelticEagle May 24, 2019

take a toilet

to take a crap. to take a poop.

Wooo-Dallas! Do I EVER need to take a toilet! Them pigskins done eat my colon to pieces!

by mangusforeal June 18, 2006

Toilet song

A “toilet song”, is a song with such poorly written lyrics, it sounds like it was made up whilst sitting on the toilet.
It can be applied to a song with lyrics that are either nonsensical, basic or just gibberish.

#1) Remember that Afroman tune from back in the day?

#2) Oh Shit! Yeah! What was it called again?🤔

#1) Because I got High, because I got High.🤑

Both) Because I got HHHIIIIIIII!

😙😝La La, La, La La La 🤣😂

#2 Yeah, that was such a ‘toilet song’!😂

by Tommy Didads March 22, 2019

toilet teeth

When you wake up with a shit smell emitting from your mouth. Halitosis times ten!!!

Leila did you eat shit for dinner last night? You have a bad case of toilet teeth this morning.

by Todd918 January 9, 2008

toilet literature

newspapers, national geographic any magazine is good for toilet literature

A: Man it's part of the ritual u gotta read some shit u don't care about to take a good shit
B: Word...

or

C:I'm writing for the local newspaper....
D: <whispers to his mate> Toilet literature

by Boojah3 July 23, 2011

Toilet Trout

A slimey, yet solid shit that just slides out of your ass is a brown toilet trout. If you yave been eating a lot of Skittles you can have a rainbow toilet trout.

Good God allmighty the bathroom stinks of death and the bastard didn't even flush, but it is a pretty rainbow toilet trout. I wish I shit that one myself.

by kingdaddyg December 2, 2010