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new jersey sponge

The New Jersey Sponge is sometimes a last ditch effort to conceal a lady's period and other times is a sexual act for those who enjoy food in the bedroom. It consists of taking a Twinkie and placing it inside of the vagina. This sexual act is not for the faint of heart as it runs the risk of an increased chance of yeast infection.
Michelle frantically dug through her travel bag, she only had a few minutes to get back to the boardroom for the meeting, she was horrified to find that she would need to resort to the New Jersey Sponge technique.

Julie was excited about Bradley coming over later, she knew he had a thing for food and was hoping to try out the steamy new maneuver she read about on Urban Dictionary, it's called the New Jersey Sponge, and it is H O T.
by Expert $Ex Machine November 17, 2020
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Soda Sponge

Cleaning utensil designed to clean up stains, specifically those from pop drinks. Not to be confused with beer sponges or cum sponges.
Person 1: Dude, I just spilled my Mountain Dew, can you help me out?

Person 2: I ran out of paper towels but you can borrow my soda sponge.
by MadHatter6 May 23, 2020
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Sponge

A boy or girl who soaks up all of others lingo or mannerisms
When I met him he never was like that, guess the sponge life got to them
by Copy cat June 5, 2020
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Meat Sponge

When a gay man does anal sex and accepts all presenters and doesn’t discriminate.
He is a total meat sponge!
by LarryNash September 3, 2020
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Sponge

When your dirty cum sock can’t be used anymore it is a sponge
Bro I hit my sister in the head with my sponge
by Big_ball_man_420 October 29, 2020
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Sponge Painted

When a man has a large bush and the woman is on her period and the man is having sex with her from behind, the blood on the man's bush acts as a sponge painter on the woman's vagina.
Dude, I sponge painted this girl last night. Her vagina looked like my mom's guest bathroom.
by Liseee82 September 4, 2017
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talk no sponge

I am not going to talk no sponge when I tell you about your diagnosis.
by Sponge talker September 8, 2017
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