Tits on a chicken

Completely worthless, useless.

As useless as tits on a chicken.

by clahck June 17, 2010

tit for brains

A female who has gotten by on her good looks, and a great set of tits, at the expense of an education. A play on shit for brains.

Danni is so hot, but I can't stand to be in her presence. She has tit for brains, and her ignorance is a real turn off.

by Anony_mouse_776 November 29, 2010

Tit Picnic

The opposite of a sausage fest: a large gathering of girls with little to no male presence. Can be good or bad, depending on gender/sexual orientation.

Dude, you should have been there last night! We went to this party and it was like a massive tit picnic!

I was hoping to meet some cute guys at the Sorority-Fraternity exchange, but it ended up being just one big tit picnic.

by imaniv6 February 28, 2011

Vitch Tits

(noun) An alternative name for Lance Stroll (currently a Formula One driver for Aston Martin) made by RocketPoweredMohawk, a Formula One satirist.

"Stroll 23, 24, 25"
"Don't you mean Vitch Tits? He's only part of La Mision!"

by Gerald725DoubleBarrel March 13, 2023

Tits to the core

Something super awesome or super terrible. Next level of hardcore. More intense than tits.

Man, did you see that show last night? Yeah it was tits to the core.

Her hair looks like a poodle shit on her head. It's totally tits to the core.

by Jaundice Jen September 8, 2010

Tits marmalade

Really cool, boss, wizard, wicked. Better than tits.

That fishing lure is tits marmalade.

by Mandingo's Rage August 30, 2013

Tatertot Tits

Tatertot Tits are defined as tits that are the average size of a tatertot.

Tits that have a strikingly similar resemblance to tatertots. Which is known as Tatertot Tits.

by Omg_savey July 12, 2016