sell the la times

Give the word on the street.

Me: was cracking

You : Ima go sell the la Times on my block real quick

by worrd up March 13, 2015

kilometre zero times zero

Immobilism in live, style,love, friendship, intercourse, geo-potential...

-- Is Travis always still working forCNN?
-- Ya, he is unable to spend his working time otherwise that kilometre zero times zero.

by manu françois April 15, 2017

Behind the times

Somebody who hasn't moved on since 500 AD.

Clovis is now behind the times as a barbarian. He's so unsophisticated, uncivilized, and behind his time.

by Solid Mantis July 15, 2018

A negative times a negative is a positive

1) When two negative number multiply, a positive number is the outcome.

2)Poor behavior punished leading to a positive outcome

-2 x -2 = 4
y = (-x)(-x)

After talking nonstop shit (negative) Jayjay got his teeth knocked from his mouth (negative) now he knows when to shut the fuck up and keep his damn mouth closed (positive). Looks like a negative times a negative is a positive.

by Grimgold April 21, 2019

What’s two times a parable?

Gay men.

“What’s two times a parable?”
“Gay men. You’ve told me this joke a thousand times.”

by PETAandanimalrightssupporter99 July 16, 2019

win up to five times

Or LOSE up to ALL times!

If you buy five of the scratch-off tickets that say, "Win up to five times", it very likely will refer to how many times the STATE will win, since you were idiotic enough to spend the money on those five tickets and probably not win anything yourself.

by QuacksO September 12, 2019

i sneezed three times

?WHAT IS 7 TIMES 8

ooh shit i bout to die -
wtf why-
i sneezed three times-
R.I.P-

by the match was rigged November 15, 2019