you are so blindly drunk you shart yourself, henceforth, you are now known as; three sharts to the wind.
Combination of 'shart' and 'three sheets to the wind'
Combination of 'shart' and 'three sheets to the wind'
Mr. Man: ...whats that smell?
Drunk man: sorry mate, I'm three sharts to the wind over here.
Mr. Man: ah.
Drunk man: sorry mate, I'm three sharts to the wind over here.
Mr. Man: ah.
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