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Folding Chair

A type of zombie. A mentally awake and aware zombie with the ability to choose not to eat brains. These are the smartest and most dangerous of all zombies since they easily fit in with the normal human population. Often confused with cannibal human beings. These zombies can turn on someone just like a happy and friendly rottweiler turns and bites a child for no reason. The term folding chair comes from the cheap, low weight-limit, outdoor folding chairs that provide a welcome and relaxing seat. At anytime (usually when you least expect it) they break dropping you on the floor unexpectedly, injuring or killing you.
The folding chair collapsed and turned on his friend ferociously gnawing into the side of his skull.
by Zombie 27 August 14, 2018
mugGet the Folding Chairmug.

calling a chair

The reserving/holding of a chair for the time limit called
-originated in smith's point camp grounds NY

1)you must be sitting in the chair when you call it
2)you must be back down by the time limit called or its void
3)you cant sit anywhere else after you call 20 minutes or the chair you called it on is free

*The largest quantity of time allowed to be called is twenty minutes but you can call anything under that as well
Bobby:I'm hungry, im gonna go get something to eat quick, 20 mins

Tim:Yes i can finally sit down

Bobby: You can sit down until i come back but i called 20 mins

Tim:Ohh yeahh thats right, the 20 mins rule, i didnt hear you calling a chair, im sorry
by 20minsrulee June 13, 2009
mugGet the calling a chairmug.

a fuckin chair

When you are not a chair but a fucking chair
Person 1: You chair
Person 2: Im not a chair
Person 1: Your right your a fuckin chair
by wowicreatedaword March 13, 2020
mugGet the a fuckin chairmug.

Chair slip

When you fart and it sounds like a chair moving a bit.
Did you fart?
Just a chair slip!
by chairslip April 9, 2015
mugGet the Chair slipmug.

Dutch Chair

A person mades a fart in a chair making it stay in then leaves leaving it for the next person to sit down and a wiff of the fart
NOOO DON'T SIT IN THAT CHAIR ITS FILLED WITH FARTS BECAUSE ITS A DUTCH CHAIR !
by Mrdistractions October 6, 2010
mugGet the Dutch Chairmug.

Lawn-Chair

Camping in COD with a launcher. Thus, lawnchair. Punny eh?
AH SHIT. the guy is lawn-chairing around the corner. lawnchair
by Ilove Tokill June 9, 2011
mugGet the Lawn-Chairmug.

Bro Chair

a comfortable reclining lounge chair usually found in a living room. bros will put one in the bed of their bro trucks so that when they're out and bro-ing around they can kick back and relax at a moments notice. a relaxed bro is a happy bro, bro
Flatbiller#1 Nice Bro chair in the back of your bro truck, bro how do you even get into the bed to sit in it?
Flatbiller #2 HAHA bro, its just there for looks
by BlueBreadTruck December 17, 2010
mugGet the Bro Chairmug.

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