Taint-hoagie

A poop.

Dude, you dog just laid his taint-hoagie on my lawn. Are you gonna clean that crap up?

by SolarNomad December 15, 2008

Tainthawk

The region of hair in between your balls and asshole. To develop a tainthawk all other hair on testicles and testicle area as well as most of exposed asshole hair which varies from person to person must be removed. Resulting in an upside down mo-hawk in the taint area only. Hence tainthawk

Wow Billy......you have an impresive tainthawk.

Billy responds: Why thank you.

by CQDog December 17, 2008

Tainted Childhood

A drink composed of Jones Blue Bubblegum soda and vodka. So named because the soda itself tastes like nostalgia; therefore, adding the vodka takes your childhood memories and twists them into alcoholic form.

Last night I drank a delicious Tainted Childhood, and then felt my innocence being slowly killed.

by sourfruit April 7, 2011

Taint-Slide

The act of rubbing ones gouch.

When he bent over I gave him a Taint-slide.

by MisBehav3n July 19, 2011

taint sauce

when something is annoying, worse than weak sauce and smells like taint.

why are you always late to work u fucking taint sauce...

by JayFon August 16, 2011

taint smell

The smell of the taint. Do all taints smell the same?

A:What's that taint smell in here?

B: The taint smell? That would be my sneakers. Sorry.

A: hey bruh bruh, it smells like sweaty sack in here.

B: smells just like my taint!

A: cool!

by Sniffsniff July 27, 2014

Tainthole

The art of licking from the taint to the starting crack of the anus

Get mad at someone yell Lick my tainthole!!! Then tell them to look it up on urbandictonary .

by xxcrazyclownxx August 28, 2016