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yogurt

how retards and inbreds spell yoghurt
it’s spelt yoghurt not yogurt you stupid inbred assholes
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Yogurt Effect

Mixing milk based liquors with acidic liquors to create a goopy sludge in a shot.
"If you use the right sloe gin, it gives you a yogurt effect"
by Sludgeboy April 26, 2025
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Greek yogurt

Greek yogurt is cum flowing out of a man's asshole after gay sex.
Me and my lover both made greek yogurt after hot sex last night.
by Opencrate1987 February 11, 2017
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Yogurt lid

When two men cum while docking and then they lick the semen out from inside each other's foreskin.
We were so hot after docking that I licked my own jizz out from his foreskin like a yogurt lid.
by das bouk! July 31, 2021
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Yogurt Licker

A person who is so absolutely horrible that no profanity will do, resulting in you using obscure and random insults.
“Don’t look at me like that you infantile, yogurt licking imp!”

“God you’re such a fucking Yogurt Licker!”
by FunnyDollar January 23, 2021
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yogurt

a fat and chubby cat. if you see someone or someTHING named yogurt, eat it. it's probably yucky though. yogurt is a kitty and he is chubby and fat. if you see a cat that looks like it should be in a boy band, name it yogurt. YOGI MASTER YAS! babushka :)
Lily: Who is that lil fatty?

Giana: That is YOGURT! Don't lose him, or he'll die. He's dumb and fat. His weight will probably pull down while he's walking around.

Lily: He's a cutie! Can I have him?

Giana: ...NO HE'S MINE YOU JERK

Lily runs away crying.

Lily: I want yogurt!
by addsthebads2789 February 8, 2021
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yogurt Drop

When your staring at a girl with big double d boozums and you drop you yogurt and your dick falls out of your pants because the boozums are too distracting.
Yogurt Drops is a classic when your admiring boozums and they are just to big and naughty
by Dr dickdestroyer May 30, 2019
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