German trumpet

An act of involving at least two parties where the male will shit into the females mouth. After cradleing the turd in her mouth, she then forcibly projects the faecal matter back into the male's anus by blowing it as hard as she can resembeling the act of playing a trumpet.

Five years ago, Sebastians wife was being a bitch to him so he punished her with a german trumpet. She has been the nicest lady ever since.

by Nk1992 July 7, 2016

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Trumpet

A Trump supporter. Usually used by non-trump supporters, as myself.

Your a trumpet.
Ew she’s a trumpet.
Yuck a trumpet.

by anthonyoop November 2, 2020

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Trumpet Pussy

The female version of a horn dog. She gets around a lot.

"Bro she's slept with like 12 dudes in the past week"
"Damn she a trumpet pussy"

by Pinkpunkpenguin December 19, 2024

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trumpet of patriots

A publicly loud fart. Usually contains follow through.

Ralph released his trumpet of patriots loud, free and unsurprisingly, he'd shat himself.

by Moronica February 19, 2025

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dented trumpet

The act of jizzing on a recently purchased item then realizing equal amounts of self loathing and comedy.

My girlfriend came over wearing a new dress that I bought for her and she looked so good I convinced her to have a quicky before dinner.... But then a {dented trumpet} incident happened and the dress was never worn again.

by Sam6victor February 16, 2018

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