A: Man it's part of the ritual u gotta read some shit u don't care about to take a good shit
B: Word...
or
C:I'm writing for the local newspaper....
D: <whispers to his mate> Toilet literature
B: Word...
or
C:I'm writing for the local newspaper....
D: <whispers to his mate> Toilet literature
by Boojah3 July 23, 2011
Get the toilet literature mug.A slimey, yet solid shit that just slides out of your ass is a brown toilet trout. If you yave been eating a lot of Skittles you can have a rainbow toilet trout.
Good God allmighty the bathroom stinks of death and the bastard didn't even flush, but it is a pretty rainbow toilet trout. I wish I shit that one myself.
by kingdaddyg December 2, 2010
Get the Toilet Trout mug.A case of severe diarrhea which "varnishes" the toilet brown...also called "Toilet Paint".
Toilet Varnish is extremely difficult to clean if it is not flushed within a week.
Toilet Varnish is extremely difficult to clean if it is not flushed within a week.
after all those grapes i needed to go varnish the toilet...
i said to my sister: "I'm not cleaning your Toilet Varnish!"
i said to my sister: "I'm not cleaning your Toilet Varnish!"
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Get the take a toilet mug.Strictly a Male based role. When using a urinal in a Club or Pub another man feels the need to converse, normally making eye contact, just to make the situation even more awkward.
Guy 1: "How'd it go last night with that girl?"
Guy 2 "Dude! Every time I had a piss there was a toilet jockey talking at me. Completely put me off my stride "
Guy 2 "Dude! Every time I had a piss there was a toilet jockey talking at me. Completely put me off my stride "
by Ashbk February 3, 2010
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Different types of toilet porn include scat porn, fart porn, vomit porn, booger porn and urine porn.
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