perfect thumbs

To jerk a guy off.
The "perfect thumb" refers to the motion of her hand whilst tossing a guy off.

"dude guess what? She used her perfect thumbs on me last night"

by Realdefinitionsman May 28, 2014

Kentucky Thumb

When your .50 blows a hole in your throat and you have to shove your thumb in it to keep from bleeding out of your jugular

Scott almost died from his .50 but he gave himself a Kentucky Thumb

by SteamedHams99 May 20, 2021

Wiggle Thumbs

When you get so drunk your thumbs move more than you intended to.

When Joe texted his uber the address he had Wiggle Thumbs bad.

by xd_Jayy73 March 21, 2020

Thumb Plug

The act of sticking one's thumb in the ass of their partner while in the doggie style position.

While fucking my girl doggie style, I thumb plugged her and she loved it.

by Too So Cray September 11, 2013

Thumb Skrimmage

The pre-cursor to a thumb war. That does not mean in fact that the thumb skrimmage can be any less intense. Or wack, for that matter.

Cara fell asleep on charlie's shoulder and they had a thumb skrimmage. BASICALLY.

by chazz jazz bro February 24, 2011

tenor thumb

when one plays the tenor saxophone for prolonged periods of time and their right thumb engages in fucked up deformation

after just 3 months of playing tenor in the highschool band, timmy had experienced tenor thumb

TIMMY: "SWEET FUCKING JESUS WHAT THE TIPSY SHIT HAPPENED TO MY THUMB"

by bizzle the swizzle November 17, 2016

Crimson Thumb

When a lord shoves his thumb up a lady's ass and it comes out bloody.

The king woke up with a crimson thumb after a night of 69ing the queen

by Colonel Lingus III November 19, 2012