michigan margarita

When you run out of ice and use the snow from the front yard.

Jim: hey do we have enough ice to make margaritas?

Dave: no but it’s December we can make Michigan margaritas

by Mudjacker January 6, 2018

Michigan Handjob

When someone gives you a handjob with mittens on.

It was so fkn cold outside, Suzy had to give him a Michigan handjob so she could stay warm.

by Mommymilker1000 May 3, 2022

Central Michigan coleslaw

Adding shredded cabbage to vaginal discharge that's been spiced up with trichomoniasis parasites.

If you get into that central Michigan coleslaw the hole in your wallet from a trip to the clinic isn't going to be the only thing that's burning.

by PuppyJack7 September 6, 2021

Michigan roulette

6-10 people put $20 in a pot and you all drink a ton and whoever doesn’t get a DUI wins the pot and doesn’t have to pay the tab next time

Yeah me, jimmy and his buddy’s played Michigan roulette and Timmy went and got himself a dui

by Rweish2 December 5, 2021

Michigan Cowboy

Sexual Position Involving 2 people roleplaying their idea of what Cowboys from Michigan would do.

Have you tried the Michigan Cowboy with your new GF? It’s so much fun.

by Michigan Man Handler March 26, 2022

The Michigan Menace

A legendary being said to be omnipresent, with the entire state of Michigan being his home territory. He moves in silence and tends to appear either when two people are participating in Netflix and chill or whenever Michigan plays against Ohio State.

The origins of the Michigan Menace are still a mystery, though some say he came from Atlanta after his SoundCloud rap career went nowhere. Some believe him to be immortal, while others say his appearance at Michigan games with lard is a sign of good luck when playing against OSU.

Person 1: “Hey, did you hear about the Michigan Menace?”
Person 2: “Yeah, I heard he appeared when that couple did Netflix n’ chill.”
Person 1: “I heard he magically manifested at the grocery store to buy lard.”
Person 2: “What the hell is the Michigan Menace buying lard for?”
Person 1: “I think he’s going to use it for the Michigan game today. They say it’s good luck.”

by Julius Please Her August 22, 2025

Michigan

The southern part sucks ass but the northern parts are beautiful.

“Hey, bro wanna go to Michigan?”
“As long as we go up north.”
“Of course I don’t be in the ghettos.”

by Ioskaosposl February 10, 2021