Lord Fred

The most legendary footballer of all time

Ole: "Did you see that legendary goal by Lord Fred"
Carrick: "He is so sick he's the GOAT"

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Lord Garrison

Lord Garrison, also known as Garry, GarBear, and Pope Garrison. Waddles the Halls of SJR and is worshiped by his students

“Lord Garrison failed me on my final!”
“Nah chill twin garbear will clutch with that cruve”

by MondayNightHalfApps August 8, 2023

lard lord

A very large (fat) person.

This fatass weighs 678 lbs! What a lard lord.

by K1L562 June 3, 2019

Lord Waffle

Lord Waffle is a powerful leader of the Waffle's and the Lord's. He was born in 1150 and is the best of all the other Lord's

Lord Waffle is lit and cool.

by Jimmy Jhon May 10, 2018

Lord Eg

A very cool Eg who runs the cult - EGS UNITED. , he is very powerful and has a difficult time dying. his limbs were cut off in the FIRST GREAT EG WAR but he uses training with Strong Eg as a coverup.

Lord Eg is so cool!! Where do i get robotic limbs like his???

by Lord Eg March 26, 2021

Lord dortis

Lord dortis will devour any edible food item in his path. He loves using big adjectives and being the manager. Here are some of his most classic scriptures

“Are you going to eat that” dortis 11.2.23
“The leafs suck” dortis 7.11.42

Lord dortis loves getting paid to wipe the elderly.

by OGlover21 November 22, 2019

Simp Lord

A Simp Lord is the highest form of Simp, being the kind of person who will do outrageously stupid things to win over a girl who is astronomically out of his/her league.

Man 1: Dude, I just volunteered to be the target at a weapons testing lab, It pays really well and I will finally make enough money to impress insert name!
Man 2 (The Chad): My god, it's a Simp Lord

by TheWackyboyGazette September 2, 2020