Lady Wellington

A poop that doesn't smell... Only very feminine ladies can deliver such a poop, on occasion they may smell of roses & pretty things.

"Excuse me for a moment Darling, I need a Lady Wellington"
"Yes I did a poop, but it's a Lady Wellington so you may enter the toilet with your nose held high"

by Lady Wellington September 6, 2013

lady gorilla

Intelligent female gorilla. More people need to be aware of their existence.

I saw a lady gorilla at the zoo!

by frabrizio November 9, 2017

bog lady

Someone who is the best in the business (B)est (O)riginal (G)angster

That Bog Lady knows how to run her team. She really is a boss!

by Deustky February 9, 2022

Lobster Lady

A woman with a huge ass. All the meat is in the tail. not meant to be a compliment.

The lobster lady at the buffet was epic. she shook the floor when she stept.

by CodyAAA May 20, 2014

Lady Threesome

2 ladies, 1 man. No direct penis in vagina penetration. Mostly touching, kissing and oral. For the least slutty of the slutty girls

I don't think I'd be down for a hard core threesome, that's too intense. Maybe a soft core version... A lady threesome.

by ladies3some February 14, 2012

lady-mist

When a girl gets a little turned on by something and mists up in the lady garden.

Usually something she shouldn't get turned on by.
Like a sexual blush but not of the face.

Generic Teen 1; "Did you just lady-mist up over that topless photo of R-Patz?"
Generic Teen 2; "A little."
Generic Teen 1; "Eww"

by crashtragic101 May 11, 2010

Lady Graham

Senator Lyndsey Graham’s purported nickname among male prostitution. Sometimes shorten to Lady G.

I have another damn session with that limp-dick, cheapskate Lady Graham. How can a flaming homosexual like him pretend to be against the rights of gays and women?

by LaughingAloud January 30, 2023