foot pudding

the mud that is formed when sweat mixes with dust inside your vibram five fingers, or other toe shoes.

"dude, i LOVE running in my new vibram five finger shoes."
"you won't love them as much once they start to fill with foot pudding."

by sparkieadams December 18, 2012

Foot Corona

When you've managed to tan your legs but your feet are still lily white, and when you wear shoes you get that white line round your socks showing the difference.

I put on my socks and I had total foot corona, had to fake tan my feet

by Miss Igaboo August 11, 2009

foot-testicle

What some people think of the sport of football (NOT fùtbol) when they couldn't give a rat's patootie about it.

Hey Chuck; guess you ain't gonna watch foot-testicle on telly even though it's Supertolietbowl Sunday. I know that you hate football with a passion; you're probably going to watch golf or some other pussy show.

by Telephony February 2, 2019

crook of the foot

The crook of your foot is the inside part where your foot slopes from your leg.

I had a hard time sliding a pair of skinny pants over the life sized mannequins crook of the foot.

by Dark_Brotherhood August 2, 2018

angels foot

The opposite of a devil's inch. Basically a foot long penis, that does not need any help getting longer (see devils inch).

I'm going to give my girl the angels foot tonight.

by BigBoiSmash&Pass October 24, 2017

wookie foot

The physical act of maneuvering a females genitalia over the mandible while the recipient is asleep; female version of a "mushroom stamp": shenanigans.

"Hey Nels, did you know that Jordan wookie footed you while you were asleep last night?" said Kyle.

by Capt. B. Hardon March 20, 2014

Biscuit foot

A penguin footed, clumsy, sloppy, rude and sarcastic person.

Girl1- ugh! That bitch was rude.
Girl2- yeah and she walks funny.
Girl1- biscuit footed bitch.

by LinkMaximus October 9, 2014